We grew up listening to “The world is your oyster.” & “Follow your heart wherever it may take you.” among a bajillion other clichés. But what if my heart has no freaking clue where it wants to go? What if I want to skip the messy in-between bits and jump straight to the retirement on a vineyard somewhere in southern Italy?

Over the past 4 months of torture, I have made myself a very strange playlist that I am sharing with you today. These are my favorites, but you can check out the entire quarantine playlist!